So what exactly is a mokumentary? It’s when you take a wacky personality like British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, give him a character based on a fictitious Kazakh journalist, and let him loose on a journey across America to interact with unaware locals. Oh right, and you catch it all on tape. Since the movie stirred up so much controversy, it’s only fitting that our collection of Borat merchandise is highly inappropriate for most settings. But if you’re ready to attract some serious attention, put on the wig and mustache (or the infamous Mankini) and high-five anyone that appreciates your humor. It’s sexy time!