Rarely do comedic showdowns grace the silver screen to the likes of the “Hangover” films. It
It’s movies like these that can make it difficult to even drink a soda at the theater, in fears of the sugary liquid spraying from our nostrils as we laugh and choke on the popcorn kernels that become
It’s movies such as the aforementioned that tend to stick in our brains. The humorous engrams that they imbibe serve us well in our memory patterns and make us chuckle at work the next
Our top pick is Alan’s Wedding Toast
Alan: "None of you know Stu like I do. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you.
The Bachelor Lunch
After finally assembling for their bachelor lunch, the crew ends up at a rundown IHOP. It is here that Phil delivers his toast.
Phil: "Oh it’s ok.
Other funny quips:
Alan: "When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in every language!"
Doug: "Stu would like to invite you to his wedding."
Stu: "Well only if you’re not busy."
Stu: "Well, maybe the Jonas Brothers are in town."
Alan: "Nope, they’re in Raleigh, Durham that weekend."
Albino Polar Bears
Alan: "My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear."
Stu: "Polar bears are white. How would
Alan: "This one was black."
Stu: "Isn't that just a black bear?"
Long John Silver’s
Alan: "I’ve been uh meaning to ask someone. I noticed it’s a fishing village. Is there a Long John Silvers on the island?"
Lauren: "No, no I don’t think so. I’m so sorry."
Stu: "But, we are actually serving some great fresh seafood."
Alan: "Better than Long Johns?"
Alan: "I’ll be the judge of that."
Garden of Meditation
Grand Wizard: "Perhaps you should bring your question to the Garden of Meditation."
Phil: "Did you understand a word he just said?"
Stu: "Yeah I understood about two thirds. He said something about the Garden of Meditation."
Alan: "No he said he's farting because of his medication."